Safe-Space Harvard Lib Goes Off After Getting Fired For Being 2 Hrs. Late on Her First Day

Blogger Allie Stuckey, a.ka. “The Conservative Millennial,” posted a very humorous parody video this week.  If you haven’t seen it, it’s a must see! In the video, Stuckey mocks an entitled millennial who happens to be a recent Harvard grad that’s fired from work her first day on the job.

“I just graduated from college last week. Harvard actually. And I started my new job on Monday so obviously on Sunday night I wanted to go out with my friends and celebrate,” she said. “It was a late night, so Monday morning, first thing I rolled in around 10:30.”

Things got sticky when her fictitious “white, male,” boss asked her where she had been and why she was late.

“Where have I been?” she said. “I’ve been celebrating and I’ve been partying and then I’ve been sleeping and I’ve been resting because, you know what, this is a stressful time.” 

“I feel a little bit pressured and a little bit endangered right now. I do not feel safe so I’ll just leave and come back when you change your tune Mr. white male boss,” she said.

However, the liberal character gets a major reality check when her boss decides to fire her instead.

“This is the white male patriarchy at work,” she said.

Absolutely hilarious!  But will it be a wake-up call for millennials with a safe-space mentality, as intended?  Only time will tell.

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